The youth pastor spending forty-five minutes trying to explain the theological depth of Aslan’s sacrifice using a series of blurry internet printouts taped to a… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Chronicles of Narnia Analogy
Why were the athletes laughing? Because December 21st passed, and the only thing that ended was the old guard’s dominance over the new wave. Part… Read More »2012 Archive: The End of the World (Not)
A monkey walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Caesar! How’s the revolution?” Caesar says, “Ape… want… IPA.” Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2011 Classic: The Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Why were we suddenly experts on British silverware? Because in 2010, Maggie Smith taught us that a “weekend” is something only poor people have. Part… Read More »2010 Legacy: Downton Abbey Premiere
Why was this the tragedy of the century? Because nature hit the poorest country in the hemisphere, and international aid proved more complicated than the… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Earthquake in Haiti
She used the word “Exasperated” on a triple-word score. It was a message. I received it loud and clear. Part of the 61 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Words with Friends
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to the mall! Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2009… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Ivana
“Baby, baby, baby, oh! I thought the light would always be mine!” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 – The Blue Avatar Glow… Read More »2009 Archive: The Justin Bieber (Baby) Fan
“Your son is very healthy.” “Great, can he get a job? We need the help.” Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash… Read More »2008 Classic: The Pediatrician
When she walks through the park, the ducks form a line to complain to her. Part of the 60 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Walk
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