2008 Classic: The Pediatrician

“Your son is very healthy.” “Great, can he get a job? We need the help.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

@Buffy_Summers_9711/30/2004 10:42Slaying these jokes one by one.

@Spice_Girl_Posh12/20/2006 16:16Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Pirate_Bay_9901/29/2003 19:53Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Beanie_Campbell05/25/2008 05:38True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@Xanga_Skin_Maker11/27/2011 03:42This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.