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2012 Archive: The End of the World (Not)

Why were the athletes laughing? Because December 21st passed, and the only thing that ended was the old guard’s dominance over the new wave.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2012 “London’s Burning & LeBron’s Ring” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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54 Sports Jokes: The 2004 “Curse-Breakers & Olympic Glory” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The Cooper Flagg Debut
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47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce & Tiger’s Roar” Edition
In 2019, the scriptwriters for global sports went into overdrive....read more »
The Soccer Mistake
A goal-oriented humor for the pitch.Why was the soccer ball so ti...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Swiftie" Super Bowl Anniversary
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A man joins a soccer team...
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2025 Legacy: The Maria Sharapova "Hall of Fame"
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2025 Vintage: The "Lamine Yamal" 18th Birthday
Why did he get a car? Because he was finally old enough to drive ...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2009 “Records & Redemption” Edition
In 2009, the laws of physics were officially suspended. Usain Bol...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Inside the NBA" Move
Why were we watching Shaq and Chuck on a different channel? Becau...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ebay_Sniper04/15/2015 02:01Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Lord_Of_The_Rings09/14/2007 23:41One joke to rule them all!
@Diva_Plavalaguna05/25/2003 02:13The highest note of humor!
@MTV_Unplugged10/23/2013 11:59Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
@Chocolate_Rain05/25/2001 16:29I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@Friday_Rebecca10/21/2014 15:13Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@Top_List_Winner02/08/2006 01:02Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
@Metacrawler_X10/08/2007 11:29Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@Clans_Leader_9907/26/2014 04:23Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

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