2020 Classic: The Scanner
I’m “beaming” with joy when the Wi-Fi finally works. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: The Sonic the Hedgehog Teeth
Why the redesign? For the only time in history a studio actually listened to the internet and fixed a CGI nightmare before it ruined everyone’s… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Sonic the Hedgehog Teeth
2019 Vintage: The Rain
She says the rain in 2019 is “too mainstream.” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2018 Legacy: The Ice Cube
“I’m a giant ice sphere. I’m the main character now.” Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Ice Cube
2018 Archive: The Hourly Rate
Why did the lawyer charge for the time he spent “reading a meme”? “Cultural impact assessment and intellectual property monitoring.” Part of the 45 Lawyer… Read More »2018 Archive: The Hourly Rate
2018 Vintage: The Google Assistant
She told Google Assistant to “fix my life.” Google replied, “I’m sorry, I don’t have the permissions to delete your son-in-law.” Part of the 57… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Google Assistant
2018 Vintage: The Red Dead Redemption 2 Realism
I just spent three hours brushng a digital horse and watching its hair grow. I haven’t showered in two days, but my horse looks magnificent.… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Red Dead Redemption 2 Realism
2018 Archive: The Digital Voice Recorder
Why was the boss whispering? He was “Dictating his 2019 GDPR strategy” into a 32GB stick. Part of the 71 Office Groaners: The 2018 “GDPR… Read More »2018 Archive: The Digital Voice Recorder
2018 Classic: The Print TV Guide Ritual
Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around every afternoon broadcast of Matlock before the morning coffee has even cooled down. Part… Read More »2018 Classic: The Print TV Guide Ritual
2018 Legacy: The Window AC Jet Engine
The congregation completely losing the middle section of the sermon every time the massive, rattling window cooling unit kicks into its highest gear with a… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Window AC Jet Engine