Vampire Hunter: Why was the 16th President holding an axe? Because 2012 was the year history got weird, and we all accepted that “Honest Abe” had a side hustle in monster slaying.
Part of the 39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2012 “Avengers & Apocalypse” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The "Hyper-Loop" Parade
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2024 Archive: The "Lunch" Billie Eilish
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2024 Archive: The "Birds of a Feather" Billie
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37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1996 “Welcome to Earth” Edition
In 1996, Independence Day wasn't just a holiday; it was a surviva...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "AI-Lawn" Maintenance
Why was the grass so perfect? Because the robotic mower used a la...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Fortnight" Taylor & Post Malone
Why did the 4th last two weeks? Because Taylor Swift’s lead singl...read more »
36 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Hope” Edition
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2025 Classic: The "Smart-Flag" Technology
Why was the American flag changing colors? Because it was an LED-...read more »
32 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Umbrella” Edition
In 2007, Independence Day was the start of the "Touchscreen Era."...read more »
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In 2001, Independence Day felt like the true start of the 21st ce...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The The White Lotus
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Why were so many guests wearing high-tech goggles at the pool? Be...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Very Demure" Trend
Why was the 2024 parade so polite? Because everyone was trying to...read more »
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The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
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Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!