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2018 Classic: The Print TV Guide Ritual

Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around every afternoon broadcast of Matlock before the morning coffee has even cooled down.

Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Flossing, Smart Home Scare & Wireless Headphone Woes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Master9911/25/2005 15:13Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
@PalmPilot_Pro09/14/2005 10:42Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter05/25/2014 01:30The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Neo_The_One04/27/1996 03:05I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Trinity_Matrix10/27/2011 03:25Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Mini_Me_Rocks02/06/2007 19:28... (Laughter in silence).
@Hamster_Dance_X11/06/2001 12:14Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
@Y_U_NO_Laugh03/26/2005 07:31Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@Everquest_Solo04/03/2000 16:40Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
@True_Story_Neil10/12/2005 22:40True story! I was there!

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