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2018 Vintage: The Google Assistant

 She told Google Assistant to “fix my life.” Google replied, “I’m sorry, I don’t have the permissions to delete your son-in-law.”

Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Alexa” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2007 Joke: A Man Is Walking
A man is walking in the park when he sees his friend looking very...read more »
The Babysitting Offer
We asked my mother-in-law to babysit our kids for one evening so ...read more »
Do you know, my mother-in-law has...
Do you know, my mother-in-law has vanished, just disappeared from...read more »
The Recipe Critic
My mother-in-law loves to give me her “famous” recipes. Last week...read more »
My mother-in-law was so mean she...
My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a fr...read more »
I always know when it’s the...
I always know when it’s the mother-in-law knocking at the door be...read more »
64 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2009, we were all trying to figure out how to mine Bitcoin and...read more »
The Surprise Visit
My mother-in-law called me yesterday and said, “I’m coming over f...read more »
The Echo Chamber
Sound advice or just a repetitive cycle of humor?If you stand in ...read more »
1998 Joke: A Man Was Driving
A man was driving with his mother-in-law when she turned to him a...read more »

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2019 Joke: Two Guys Were Talking
Two guys were talking at a bar. The first one said, “My mother-in...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WAP_Navigator05/06/2004 02:44Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@Shrek_Ogrelord10/28/2000 22:20Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Modem_Meltdown09/29/1999 19:21My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@Geocities_Neighbor09/09/2003 04:04Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Beavis_Butthead11/22/2008 21:46Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Bad_Luck_Brian05/27/1998 15:29Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Second_Life_Avy02/14/1995 19:41In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
@Deal_With_It_G11/22/2015 17:15Deal with it. This is gold.

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