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2019 Legacy: Area 51 Raid

 Why were millions of people planning to “Naruto run” into a military base? Because in 2019, we collectively decided that “them aliens” were worth the risk, even if we only ended up standing in the desert drinking Monster Energy.

Part of the 37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Legacy: The "Stolen" Louvre Jewelry
 Why were we checking the art news? Because a headline-making hei...read more »
The Eminem Phenomenon
Eminem's rise brought jokes about his aggressive lyrics and famil...read more »
The Apology Strategy
Hugh Grant is at the police station, and the officer asks: "Mr. G...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Night Manager Season 2
 Why was Tom Hiddleston back as a spy? Because we finally realize...read more »
The Bat Incident
The Osbournes TV show made Ozzy a pop-culture icon for his "...read more »
2025 Archive: Nicole Kidman & Keith Urban
 Why was the split so shocking? Because they were the "Final Boss...read more »
41 Celebrity Jokes: The 1995 “Red Carpet & Rhinestones” Edition
In 1995, Hollywood was caught between classic glitz and the dawn ...read more »
36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Wife’s Name...” Edition
In 2022, we learned that a slap can be heard around the world, th...read more »
2024 Classic: Dune
Part Two: Why was the popcorn bucket so... famous? Because in 202...read more »
2025 Legacy: Sydney Sweeney’s Oscar Campaign
 Why was the group chat so divided? Because she spent 2025 provin...read more »

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In 2019, we said a final goodbye to the Avengers, discovered that...read more »
39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2001 “Low-Rise & Magic Wands” Edition
In 2001, the world got a lot bigger and a lot smaller at the same...read more »
2024 Classic: Bad Monkey
 Why was Vince Vaughn in Florida? Because in 2024, we learned tha...read more »
34 Celebrity Jokes: The 1997 “Near, Far, Wherever You Are” Edition
In 1997, the world was sinking—partly because of a giant iceberg ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@StreetFighter_Ken06/30/2002 08:39Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Keyboard_Cat_P11/17/2005 23:11Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@Confused_Travolta12/22/2011 08:56Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@Animated_Mail_G11/20/1997 01:06The spinning envelope told me to come here.
@Troll_Face_Real02/27/1995 18:03Problem? No, just laughs!

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