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2001 Classic: Angelina Jolie (Lara Croft

Tomb Raider): Why was she so popular? Because in 2001, she was the only person who could make a video game character look more realistic than the actual game.

Part of the 39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2001 “Low-Rise & Magic Wands” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pizza_Pizza_9911/11/1996 02:20Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Floppy_Fanatic04/01/2009 21:42Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Offspring_Guy01/10/2003 13:46The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Butthead_Uhhh03/28/1998 01:58Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Zoolander_Mug03/08/1995 15:48I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Rick_Roller_0708/20/2003 10:26Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Distracted_Boy04/28/2012 00:03Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@Opera_User_9901/03/2012 23:31Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

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