Why was it just a bookstore? Because Jeff Bezos thought people might like to buy books from a screen, unaware that he would eventually own the entire planet and half of outer space.
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Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
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That was intense... and funny!
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
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I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
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