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1995 Vintage: Worst Remake Runner-up

Why Village of the Damned? Because the only people truly damned were the ones who bought tickets.

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Harry_Potter_0109/10/2010 22:16Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
@Marla_Singer_Fan06/27/2012 22:22A joke for the end of the world.
@Requiem_Dreamer05/09/1998 19:50That was intense... and funny!
@Ghostbusters_V10/03/1996 05:57Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
@Goonies_Never_D01/21/2000 10:12Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@Sixteen_Candles03/14/2000 16:19I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Star_Wars_Kid01/24/2001 04:51I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@Llamas_With_Hats07/15/2011 01:21Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

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