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2009 Vintage: Worst Actor Runner-up

 Why Will Ferrell? For proving that his “shouting man” persona is less funny when he’s being chased by a prehistoric bird.

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2009 “Transformers, G.I. Joe & Sandra’s Double Header” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Scream_Ghostface11/23/2012 07:26Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam01/17/2005 04:27I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Weird_Science_G03/06/2003 10:32We created a monster... of a joke!
@Chocolate_Rain11/11/1995 17:45I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@Afk_For_Laughs10/20/1995 21:52Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
@Forever_Alone_X11/27/2006 20:37At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

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