Why was she at Saks Fifth Avenue? Because in 2001, she gave us the most dramatic celebrity shoplifting scandal since the invention of the security tag.
Part of the 39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2001 “Low-Rise & Magic Wands” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Multipass! For the comedy club!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!