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1995 Classic: Windows 95 “Hover” Game

Why was it included? Because Microsoft needed to prove that your expensive new PC could handle a game about a flying car in a maze.

Part of the 75 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1995 “Dial-Up & Denim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Guy03/17/2011 17:40Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@AltaVista_Pro05/10/2004 10:29Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Zoolander_Blue03/31/2015 09:31Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@Legally_Blonde_Elle03/12/2005 04:53What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Titanic_Jack06/04/2007 07:46I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Iron_Man_Tony08/12/2015 12:13I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Avatar_Na_vi12/18/2000 10:40I see you... laughing!
@WiFi_Zero_One04/16/1995 03:17Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Rick_Roller_0705/31/2004 12:12Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Protoss_Pylon12/21/2004 14:17You must construct additional laughs!

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