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1996 Archive: Will Smith (Independence Day)

 Why was Will Smith the king of 1996? Because he was the only man who could punch an alien in the face, light a cigar, and say “Welcome to Earth” while the rest of us were just trying to install AOL 3.0.

Part of the 40 Celebrity Jokes: The 1996 “Spice Up Your Life” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X09/05/2000 14:03Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Pentium_Power09/11/2013 15:33My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Kill_Bill_Bride05/17/2010 06:55I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@Pretty_In_Pink01/08/2003 18:21Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Sixteen_Candles01/19/1999 05:03I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

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