This one is a staple in American humor:
Because the box said ‘2 to 4 years.’
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wait, let me read that again… okay, now i got it. haha.
haha, i love how her mind works. zero logic, 100% funny.
best discovery of the day. i needed a good laugh.
found a typo but the joke is so good i dont even care. real humor for real people.
my wife is blonde and she actually laughed at this. miracle!
i’ve heard a version of this in london, but this one is much better.