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Why do blondes always tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? So they won’t wake up the sleeping pills.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Toy_Story_Woody07/19/2004 07:29There is a joke in my boot!
@Lock_Stock_Two11/09/1996 08:05It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Transformers_OP08/13/2007 09:02Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Blink_Tag_User07/17/2014 20:43<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Fire_Background06/25/2000 22:49This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
@Illidan_Blind11/18/2000 01:39I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

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