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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
wait, i need to read this again. okay, now i got it. i am slow today.
i remember hearing this back in the day on some old bbs. nostalgia hits hard.
i’m still thinking about the pepperoni part from earlier.
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online these days.
totally agree with this one. quality of humor is related to sleep quality i guess.