Because he wanted a real watchdog! It’s a timeless choice for a loyal companion.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
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51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
It really whips the llama's ass!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
found this via google search and it actually made my day. greetings from europe!
sometimes you just need a stupid joke to feel better. this worked for me.
found a typo but the joke is so good i dont even care. pepperoni pizza is life.
my wife didnt laugh. i think i need a new wife. just kidding! or am i?
real humor for real people. keep em coming!