Because he was feeling a bit quack-ers today!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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Why are ghosts bad at lying?
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62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
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49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
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Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
my uncle used to tell this at every wedding. good memories.
this is the peak of human civilization right here. lol.
so simple but so effective. i love short jokes like this.
classic humor, reminds me of the old internet forums from the 90s. love it!
classic humor, reminds me of the good old days before the web got messy.