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Why did the blonde try to cook a phone?

I couldn’t stop laughing at this one:

She heard it was a smart-phone and could follow recipes.

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@WebSurfer_X10/30/1996 12:03Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Alt_Vista_Searcher12/30/2015 10:42I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Pizza_Pizza_9909/16/2010 03:55Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Pirate_Bay_9911/02/2011 04:20Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Silk_Road_Ghost08/21/1995 00:01Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Requiem_Dreamer06/09/2005 11:36That was intense... and funny!
@Fargo_Marge12/08/2001 19:01Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Pretty_In_Pink08/28/1996 02:57Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Best_Viewed_IE403/02/2005 03:08Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
@Boxxy_Queen11/29/1996 23:43I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

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7 thoughts on “Why did the blonde try to cook a phone?”

  1. User_780
    User_780 [Human Verified]

    i actually had to explain this to my boyfriend. he is the blonde one here lol.

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