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Why did the blonde throw a clock out the window?

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@Retro_Gamer_Girl03/09/2011 01:22Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
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7 thoughts on “Why did the blonde throw a clock out the window?”

  1. User_365
    User_365 [Human Verified]

    lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.

  2. User_954
    User_954 [Human Verified]

    i’m printin this out for the office fridge. someone is going to be confused lol.

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