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As if! This is too funny.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
i’m laughing so hard i woke up the dog. sorry buddy.
classic blonde logic! i cant even be mad because its so funny.
this is the peak of blonde jokes. nothing can beat this one today.
so much better than all those weird ai generated jokes on twitter.
my wife actually laughed at this. that is a miracle, trust me!
my cat usually acts as a natural alarm clock so i never win anyway…