You’ll love the logic in this one:
She wanted to go for a spin.
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Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
i’ve been scrolling for 10 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.
lol, i’ve seen a similar situation in real life. people are amazing sometimes.
i thought it was going to be a long story but short ones are the best.
found a typo in the joke but it makes it even more authentic. love it!
found this via a link on reddit. glad i clicked, worth it.
this is exactly why i bookmark this site. pure vibes.