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Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?

The label said “concentrate,” and she was taking it very seriously.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?”

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    User_269 [Human Verified]

    i’m bookmarking this specific category. blonde jokes are my guilty pleasure.

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