She just wanted to see what she looked like when she was asleep.
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I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
I’m watching you... read this joke!
This site is never finished... with humor!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!
i was expecting a different ending but this was a pleasant surprise!
found this while i was supposed to be working. oops.
this describes my entire week so far. brain mode: OFF.
haha, i love how her mind works. zero logic, 100% funny.
this is why we have the internet. for this kind of gold.
this is exactly why i bookmark this site. pure vibes.