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Why did the blonde sit on the newspaper?

This one is a staple in American humor:

She wanted to be on top of the news.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde sit on the newspaper?”

  1. User_90
    User_90 [Human Verified]

    honestly, i can see myself doing this on a monday morning. blonde moment for sure.

  2. User_747
    User_747 [Human Verified]

    found a typo but the joke is so good i dont even care. real humor for real people.

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