This one is a staple in American humor:
She wanted to be on top of the news.
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Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
I am listening... and I am laughing.
No viruses here, just good vibes.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
You must construct additional laughs!
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
who even writes these? they are so creative in their stupidity lol.
honestly, i can see myself doing this on a monday morning. blonde moment for sure.
found a typo but the joke is so good i dont even care. real humor for real people.
this is the peak of comedy. nothing can beat this today.
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online these days.
i’m gonna tell this at the pub tonight. hope i dont forget the punchline.