You’ll appreciate the logic in this one:
She wanted to be on time.
🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
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133 Blonde Jokes: Summer 1995 Archive Edition
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43 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2009 Archive
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53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2022 Archive
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61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
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62 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2020 Pandemic Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
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Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
literally me trying to fix my computer yesterday. total blonde energy.
my bestie is going to kill me when she sees this in our group chat.
lol, i actually spit out some water. note to self: dont drink while reading.
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker at the party tomorrow. wish me luck!
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online.