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Why did the blonde refuse to play cards? She was afraid of getting dealt a bad hand.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2002 Web Edition
Welcome to 2002 – the year of Spider-Man, Kelly Clarkson, and the...read more »
A blonde was filling out a...
A blonde was filling out a job application. When she got to the q...read more »
49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2007 Archive
Welcome to 2007 – the year of the first iPhone. The way we shared...read more »
A blonde was asked what her...
A blonde was asked what her favorite type of music was. She said ...read more »
53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2014 Archive
Step back into 2014 – the year of the viral Ice Bucket Challenge ...read more »
Why can 't...
Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.read more »
56 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2008 Archive
Step into 2008 – the legendary year of the App Store’s birth, the...read more »
A blonde walked into a library...
A blonde walked into a library and asked for a burger and fries. ...read more »
What did the...
What did the blonde say when she saw the "No Parking" sign? "They...read more »
41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2019 Archive
Travel back to 2019 – the year of the "Old Town Road" remix, the ...read more »

😜 More from category: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A blonde was trying to teach...
A blonde was trying to teach her dog to fetch. After 30 minutes s...read more »
How do blondes...
How do blondes make instant pudding? They put it in the microwave...read more »
A blonde took her piano to...
A blonde took her piano to the vet because it was a little flat.read more »
55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2024 Modern Edition
The 2024 digital era was a year of contrasts – from the high-tech...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebTV_Viewer07/21/2005 02:49Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Mean_Girls_Regina02/03/2015 09:17Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Startup_Kid03/15/2009 05:57Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Antivirus_Pro03/10/1996 00:22No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Deal_With_It_G04/16/1997 11:30Deal with it. This is gold.

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