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Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?

I just heard this one and it’s too good not to share:

She was trying to make up her mind.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic09/29/2007 05:34This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@Encarta_Explorer03/05/1997 20:54I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Harry_Potter_Ron12/21/1997 16:47Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Incredibles_Dash10/08/2015 13:11That was super fast and super funny!
@Dorm_Room_Hero10/27/2015 03:21My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@Mainframe_Manny05/13/1997 05:51Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Footloose_Ren03/07/2011 13:42Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Mind_Blown_Gif08/04/2008 16:50*Boom* - there goes my brain!

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?”

  1. User_481
    User_481 [Human Verified]

    found this via google search and it actually made my day. greetings from europe!

  2. User_455
    User_455 [Human Verified]

    i’ve been scrolling for 10 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.

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