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Why did the blonde put her watch in the laundry?

She just wanted to “save time.”

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@Diva_Plavalaguna05/17/2009 13:38The highest note of humor!
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan01/25/2011 14:07Silently laughing in the snow.
@Rocket_Power_9905/18/1996 23:35We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@Philosoraptor_X01/09/2002 04:59If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@StumbleUpon_User09/13/2012 06:32I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
@Noob_Slayer_X10/12/2015 19:50Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan01/14/2007 13:17Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
@Jackie_Chan_Wut08/16/2005 21:54My mind is blown by how funny this is.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put her watch in the laundry?”

  1. User_518
    User_518 [Human Verified]

    sharing this with my sister. she is going to hate me for this but its too good.

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