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Why did the blonde put her sneakers in the microwave?

She just wanted to “run” some hot laps.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put her sneakers in the microwave?”

  1. User_514
    User_514 [Human Verified]

    lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.

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