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Why did the blonde put her money in the freezer?

Another classic blonde joke for your collection:

She wanted cold hard cash.

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@Zip_Drive_Owner04/17/2011 01:58Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@Titanic_Survivor09/11/1998 02:19I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@The_Mask_Smokin11/29/2001 14:11P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
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@Technorati_Tag07/23/2008 04:15Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@Tuenti_Specialist02/25/1996 00:27A classic from the Spanish web too!
@Noob_Slayer_X01/12/2009 16:32Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put her money in the freezer?”

  1. User_990
    User_990 [Human Verified]

    i’ve been scrolling for 10 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.

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