This blonde one-liner is short and sweet:
She wanted to make some liquid assets.
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Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
That still only counts as one laugh!
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
The best thing since version 1.0!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
i was expecting a different ending but this was a pleasant surprise!
i’m bookmarking this specific category. blonde jokes are my guilty pleasure.
haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.
haha, the logic is flawless in its own way. for science!
haha, i love how her mind works. zero logic, 100% funny.
wait, let me read that again… okay, now i got it. haha.