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Why did the blonde put an umbrella over the plant?

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She heard it was a sunflower.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Marines03/04/1997 13:20Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Snake_Game_Pro08/04/2006 22:59I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Scanner_Darkly12/29/2013 07:36I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@Friday_Rebecca08/04/2008 05:11Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@Philosoraptor_X09/22/2011 05:36If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@HotBot_User01/15/2011 12:42Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@Infoseek_Explorer06/12/2005 10:45Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@Tagged_Network03/11/2004 01:01You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
@Happy_Tree_Fans04/09/2000 03:21So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
@Believe_It_Or_N05/26/2012 19:45I choose to believe it’s funny.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put an umbrella over the plant?”

  1. User_336
    User_336 [Human Verified]

    sharing this with my sister. she is going to hate me for this but its too good.

  2. User_810
    User_810 [Human Verified]

    sharing this with my sister. she is going to hate me for this but its too good.

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