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Why did the blonde put a sweater on her dog?

This blonde joke is a classic US favorite:

Because it was a chili dog.

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@Full_House_Lover06/11/2003 10:22You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Winamp_Skin_Maker04/06/2004 02:57Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@Mainframe_Manny10/29/2013 10:57Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Total_Recall_Fan03/24/1997 09:42Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
@BackToFuture_M03/23/2002 03:04Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Karate_Kid_Wax06/28/2006 18:47Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan04/12/2009 10:44Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@PeanutButter_J06/18/2006 11:32It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Bernie_Mittens03/11/2005 08:04I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put a sweater on her dog?”

  1. User_661
    User_661 [Human Verified]

    i’ve been scrolling for 20 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.

  2. User_158
    User_158 [Human Verified]

    i’ve heard this one before but this version is way better. the ending is gold.

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