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Why did the blonde put a clock on her shoe?

Another classic American blonde joke for you:

She wanted to be on time.

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@The_Mask_Smokin01/26/2012 07:11P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@ChatRoom_Queen06/27/2010 08:46A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Duke_Nukem_Quotes05/07/2003 06:18Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Bluetooth_Bot11/06/1997 15:00Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Memento_Guy07/07/2004 18:36Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Trainspotting_Rent12/09/1998 23:27Choose life. Choose a joke.
@Baxter_The_Dog11/07/1998 23:07Bark! (He says it’s funny).

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put a clock on her shoe?”

  1. User_390
    User_390 [Human Verified]

    i’m printin this out for the office fridge. someone is going to get offended lol.

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