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Why did the blonde put a band-aid on the fridge?

This blonde one-liner is short and sweet:

It had a cold.

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@Gopher_Explorer03/27/2002 04:28Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Full_House_Michelle12/26/2009 22:54You got it, dude! Very funny.
@Donnie_Darko_8809/01/2000 12:13Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Diva_Plavalaguna04/04/2003 10:35The highest note of humor!
@Ninja_Turtle_R02/20/2014 02:47Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Champ_Kind_Wham07/15/2015 04:01WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@Bernie_Mittens04/22/2004 02:42I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
@Second_Life_Avy02/15/2003 22:10In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
@Warcraft_Orc03/10/2012 23:19Work, work... and laugh, laugh!

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