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Why did the blonde keep a bottle of water in her computer?

She was trying to surf the web!

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Home_Alone_Kevin04/09/2014 01:00Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@XFiles_Spooky_M01/01/2011 22:27Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Hercules_Xena01/29/1996 04:49By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Napster_Search09/07/2005 19:34Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@RoboCop_9009/05/1997 04:07Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@DragonBall_Z_G05/07/2015 04:22His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Blue_Your_My_Boy09/11/1995 21:29You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Tagged_Network12/26/2009 02:37You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
@Believe_It_Or_N05/11/1998 17:55I choose to believe it’s funny.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde keep a bottle of water in her computer?”

  1. User_973
    User_973 [Human Verified]

    i’m printin this out for the office fridge. someone is going to get offended lol.

  2. User_236
    User_236 [Human Verified]

    i actually had to explain this to my boyfriend. he is the blonde one here lol.

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