This one is a staple in American humor:
She kept throwing out the ones that said ‘W’.
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The coolest joke in the zip code.
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.
this is the peak of blonde jokes. nothing can beat this one today.
the logic here is flawless. if only my life was this simple lol.
haha, i love how her mind works. zero logic, 100% funny.
my wife is blonde and she actually laughed at this. miracle!
found this via a link on reddit. glad i clicked, worth it.