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Why did the blonde bring a whistle to the library?

If you need a laugh, this blonde joke is for you:

She heard the books were quiet.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict07/15/1997 23:11LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Zip_Drive_Owner02/13/2003 19:45Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@Net_Addict_200004/13/1997 07:14My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@Titanic_Jack06/30/2000 00:19I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Zoolander_Derek02/03/2011 12:17What is this? A joke for ants?
@Top_Gun_Maverick05/26/1998 02:22I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Blue_Your_My_Boy08/21/2012 13:09You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Double_Rainbow_G06/04/2000 21:07What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@One_Does_Not_S10/14/2008 17:38One does not simply read one joke.
@Bernie_Mittens06/06/1998 22:46I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

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7 thoughts on “Why did the blonde bring a whistle to the library?”

  1. User_931
    User_931 [Human Verified]

    haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.

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