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Why did the blonde bring a whistle to the bakery?

You’ll love the logic in this one:

She heard the bread was rolling.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde bring a whistle to the bakery?”

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    User_265 [Human Verified]

    found this via google search and it actually made my day. greetings from europe!

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