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Why did the blonde bring a telescope to the dinner?

Another classic blonde joke for your collection:

She wanted to see the stars.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Titanic_Jack12/15/2007 16:50I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Voodoo_3dfx12/13/2000 00:57The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Goldmember_I_L11/25/2004 04:49I love gold! And I love this joke!
@Grinds_My_Gears02/09/2001 18:00You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@Boxxy_Queen11/13/2015 04:22I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

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