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Why did the blonde bring a surfboard to the desert?

Another classic American blonde joke for you:

She heard there were sand waves.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Startup_Kid01/15/2000 08:54Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei06/13/2003 22:15You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Hansel_So_Hot07/09/1998 14:04That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@Flickr_User_0407/17/1999 06:11A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat07/08/2014 02:39Heh heh heh. Good one.
@Wall_Post_Hero03/04/2002 17:14Posting this to my own wall right now!
@Streamer_Pro_9907/12/2004 05:50Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde bring a surfboard to the desert?”

  1. User_463
    User_463 [Human Verified]

    i showed this to my blonde coworker and she just stared at me for 30 seconds. priceless.

  2. User_50
    User_50 [Human Verified]

    wait… i had to read this twice to get it. does that make me a blonde too?? hahaha.

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