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Why did the blonde bring a ruler to the beach?

A quick laugh to finish the category:

To measure the waves before surfing.

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@Nokia_Snake_Champ01/14/2005 09:15Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
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@Titanic_Survivor07/16/2006 02:14I’ll never let go... of this joke.
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@Tuenti_Specialist06/04/1995 22:36A classic from the Spanish web too!
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