This one is a staple in American humor:
Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
does this work for blond guys too? asking for a friend… hahaha.
classic! we need a “print” button for these.
i’m laughing way harder than i should. my cat is looking at me weirdly.
so true about managers. they never get the punchline anyway.
my wife is blonde and she actually laughed at this. miracle!
who even comes up with these? lmao, shared it with my family group chat.