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Why did the blonde bring a flashlight to the movies?

Here is a lighthearted joke that always lands:

She wanted to see the ‘stars.’

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde bring a flashlight to the movies?”

  1. User_353
    User_353 [Human Verified]

    lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.

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