Another classic American blonde joke for you:
She heard it was a dry heat.
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This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
A wild laugh appeared!
classic! we need a “print” button for these.
my wife is going to roll her eyes so hard at this. i cant wait.
lol, i’ve seen this situation in real life. people are amazing sometimes.
my hair is brown but my brain is definitely blonde today. i totally feel her.
best joke i’ve heard in years. simple and effective.
my grandma used to tell this one. good memories, thanks for posting.