Nacho cheese! It’s the most aggressive form of dairy.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!
i’m laughing so much my stomach hurts. pure vibes.
wait, i need to read this again. okay, now i got it. i am slow today.
found a typo but the joke is so good i dont even care. pepperoni pizza is life.
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.
my dad is going to love this. he is a master of suchars.