He’s incredibly talented and ready for the stage. Everyone calls him Ludwig van Beethoven-ham!
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Silently laughing in the snow.
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
sometimes you just need a stupid joke to feel better. this worked.
real humor for real people. keep em coming!
my bestie is going to kill me when she sees this in our group chat.
i remember hearing this back in 1998 on some old bbs. nostalgia hits hard.
classic human humor. zero ai, zero nonsense.